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Sosonoan

Opat poe katukang kang Panzi gura-giru kadokter cenah teu raraos body.Sabada dipariksa, dokter nyimpulkeun yen kang Panzi teh loba teuing sosonoan jeung pamajikanana tur euweuh watesanana.

Si dokter nyarankeun leuwih alus mun nek sosonoan kudu make jadwal nu matuh, saminggu cukup tilu kali

"Kumaha dok carana ngarah bisa nginget jadwalna??" Tanya kang Panzi

"Saena mah cirian we dinten naon wae anu awalanna tina huruf 'S' contona Senen, Salasa jeung Saptu," jawab dokter.

Nincak poe kaopat kang Panzi teu kuat nahan, kapaksa ngalanggar saran dokter terus ngahudangkeun garwana nu keur sare,kulisik pamajikanana hudang bari satengah lulungu pok pamajikanana nanya

"Malem naon ieu teh kang?"

" Malem SUM'AT.Sssttt!!" tembal kang Panzi bari nyenghel.


Ditilang Bapa Polisi

Waktu eta teh s Bedul" ngangge motor bade ka kota pas di parapatan aya sora nu niup piriwit. Teu disangka nu niup piriwit teh ya eta polisi, si Bedul teuinang mokaha maneh na komplit make helem ieuh.

Langsung be maneh na eren. Terus yampeurkeun eta polisi nu ngaeureun keun manehna Bedul: "Ku naon pa abi di eureun keun??"

Polisi: "Arek mariksa"
Bedul : "Mariksa naon ?? Da abi mah teu nyandak NARKOBA..
Polisi: "lain eta maksud saya mah"
Bedul: "Atuh naon ? Lain eta mah make di pariksa sagala"
Polisi: "Ari SIM na mana ??"

Bedul: "Oh eta maha bi can gaduh pa!"Kacaritakeun s Bedul di tilang be ku polisi. Hiji mansa s bedul mawa motor deuio ngaliwat parapatan deui.

Si Bedul teu reuwaseun da mokaha maneh na ayeuna mah bogaeun SIM Langsung maneh na eureun Bedul: "Aya naon deui pa ??? SIM aya .... motor komplit Naon deui pa?"

Polisi: "maneh teu pakai helem... Kapaksa ku saya maneh di tilang..."Poe isuk na Si Bedul leumpang alias jalan jalan sorangan.

Pas kabeuneuran papanggih jeung polisi nu sok. Biasa nilang maneh na.Celetuk sibedul nanya ka eta polisiBedul: "Pa? Ku naon abi teu dipariksa ku bapa? SIM aya helem di angge"Polisi: "Maneh na teu mawa motorrrrrrrrrrrra???"

Bedul: "Ohhh euya ya... geuning aing bolohoy!"
Si Bedul ngaleos eraeun bari maneh na neunggeulan sirah sorangan


EUIS Jeung ASEP

Cik...rek kumaha lamun baraya jadi ASEP terus EUIS bebene ASEP anu radamahiwal nyarita jiga kieu :

Tong bendu,!.kang ASEP !..Sanajan urang sami-sami mikanyaah, EUIS micinta kang ASEP,!

Tapi dalah kudu dikumahakeun ! Jangji pasini boa moal bisa ngajadi !..Lain EUIS teu nyaah !.
Tapi ...tali paranti karuhun...kang !.Mangga reungeukeun ! Di kulawedet EUIS mah gulangkep, geura EMANG nikah jeung BIBI, AKI ngadahup ka NINI atuh kitu deui BAPA apan nikah ka EMA ! ari kang ASEP apan...lain baraya EUIS! Hampura kang ASEP !.EUIS..hampura!


Nanya Pasien

Dokter: "Maneh sok sabaraha kali mandi?"
Pasien 3 : "Tilu kali pak!"
Dokter: "Hah.........iraha bae?"
Pasien 1: "Kamari, isukan, pageto"
Dokter: "Ari ayeuna?"
Pasien 3 : "Ayeuna mah saptu atuh pa dokter...."Dokter pingsan.

Jilbab

"Kang Ibro, ceuk cenah, sanajan geus diterapkeun aturan kudu make Jilbab, di hiji kantor pemda tasik, nu dikerudung/jilbab ngan duaan.""Naha bet kitu?""Soalna ti tilu puluh padamelna, nu istri ngan duaan."

"Bedul teh... " hehe (MJ).


Ngagagambar Jurig

Dihiji tempat angker tim "gerayangan" keur ngadeteksi arwah nu ngageugeuh tempat eta.
Tim nugaskeun saurang ahli supranatural nu katelah mbah Rewok Genjlung anu pinter ngadeteksi mahluk halus kujalan ngagambar bungkeuleukanana.

Satengah jam tiharita kakara rengse,mbah Rewok Genjlung langsung ditanya ku salasaurang tim.

Tim : " Mahluk naon nu ngageugeuh tempat ieu teh mbah ?"
Mbah Rewok : " Kuntilanak !"
Tim : "Geuning gambarna aya dua rupa, naha kuntilanakna aya dua?"
Mbah Rewok : "Lain aya dua, tapi eta eta keneh, ngan bedana dina buukna !"
Tim : "Enya we, nu eta mah kiriting ari nu ieu mah lurus,geuning bisa kitu ?"
Mbah Rewok : "Bisi teu nyaho mah anu kiriting digambar samemeh indit kasalon, tah ari nu buukna lurus digambar balik ti salon tas di rebonding cenah."

Tim : ?!@#


Kiriman Ratih Irawati
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